Santa and Rudolph sitting on a tree K I S S I N G oh what a beautiful night As the lips touch the fur And the moan was all heard Cupid opened the door Saw Santa smoking a cigarette with Rudolph laying on his beard How could we not have known? The question in the dancers heads? No this cannot be! the children of the world arent gonna be happy To find out Santa is a furry lover With children in his lap Strokin' his beard Thinkin' bout Rudolphs ass no he aint no saint you alredy kno he touched those kids Santa and Rudolph sitting on a tree K I S S I N G oh what a wonderful night So after 9 months of grief Christmas rolled around solution came up Rudolphs child must be sacrificed So we ate up the son of a bitch And we never though about it again and from then on Santa remembered to use a condom When fucking Rudolph

Everyday people drive me crazy, They keep bringin me down I keep myself sane by singin this song for me oh just for me I keep being scared that im losing my edge, I hope its not time for me to go and give up all of my dreams 'cuz everyday people getting what they want and i dont even know if i can make it our world is crazy, people talk fast and im tryna play catch up on the slow side Everyday people drive me crazy, They keep bringin me down I keep myself sane by writting this song at 3:20 in the morning in the morning I guess ill name my first born daughters Chardonnay-nay and Hennesy cuz its good to have to the old times when your feeling lonely Im slowly getting rid of my teenage angst but i sure do have a few words left And it makes me feel alright when you breath on my neck Those moments of whisper when everything is fine late nights of laughter with only two people in bed And I heard you say Everyday people drive me crazy, They keep bringin me down I keep myself sane by listenin to Danny Brown at 3:45 in the morning And life just goes on and on and on and on Everyday people drive me crazy, They keep bringin me down I keep myself sane by singin a song for me oh just for me and the cheese in this song goes on and on and on and on

There is no emotion in this song Its just some white dude singing to you And im pouring my heart out to you And i never liked to ask any questions ahhh And i never liked to ask any questions And i never liked to ask any questions from you I just wanted you to know that i really loved you cuz im not particularly the best kind of person wholl always tell you the truth but trust me cuz im full of surprises from the bottom the heart and up and above my eyes the bad ones And i never liked to ask any questions ahhh And i never liked to ask any questions There is no emotion in this song Its just some white dude singing to you And im pouring my heart out to you But its cold and lonely at night now that your reflection in my mind cleared up the light of my smile My mourning couldnt be more paifull even if i pinched a part of my brain in a way And i never liked to ask any questions ahhh And i never liked to ask any questions And i never liked to ask any questions from you but id jump out from the balcony just to see you Today and tomorrow cuz i havent seen you in a while and even though I kinda hate you I miss you And you know i still tell people about you and things we did together they meant more than you could ever know I Love you but that is how we talk

We'll sit around the Christmas tree on a quite night on the 24th As we wait in silence to see as we wait in silence as we wait in silence Santa clause and Rudolph Already knows and I bless this night of peace As my mother sings to her daughter As we wait in silence to see as we wait in silence as we wait in silence Whats in the red box thats shaped like a guitar "No there will be no yelling done today" Said Richard as he's hallucinating about the holy ghost Christmas is around the corner I said two weeks ago Dont yell in my ear I need my hearing Ye so merry Christmas on the 21st of July merry Christmas on September 11th Merry Chrismas just any day I just dont want my parents to yell today There are ghosts on the basement floor inside the walls they crawl the Christmas tree is never the same After the after the night of yelling oh hear it comes, here it come the noises in my brain Its a sacred night and i want silence Just one day of peace but to think of anything else my brain keeps goin off and I cant help it So what if silence is the same? Yeahhhhhove its Christmas bitches And I'm not letting go of my thoughts the only things that keeps me sane Even if my head is thrown against the wall Even if my dad gets stabbed in the chest Even if my cat falls off the 8th floor Even if the voices keep me up at night Even if i look my mom in the eyes and say I hate you Ye so merry Christmas on the 21st of July merry Christmas on September 11th Merry Christmas just any day I just dont want my parents to yell today

Its not even fair These golden sounds in my head I cant express Or at least they say, anyhow ohhhhhh This fence between you and me its been stuck for a long time So now let me ask If i killed myself would you listen to me? Would you listen to my songs? or my ep? Ohhhhhh Its not even fair These godly sounds in my head Its the reason my people dont look down Why is our generation so depressed can yall tell me that? So as I lay in bed Let me ask Its just in my head My melodramatic toughs If i killed.... Would you listen to me? I know it cliche but the truth is cliche we lived hundreds of years so what we know is cliche but true This bench is me and this fence is you I kick my legs upon you If kill myself Will you listen to me? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh But i dont want to cry no more

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells jingle all the way Oh what a joy it is to play guitar para pa pa pa pa paaaaaaaa Jingle Bells Jingle Bells jingle all the way Oh what a joy it is to play and sing, music is the greatest gift in life Jingle Bells Jingle Bells jingle all the way Oh what a joy it is to play and sing, music is the greatest gift in life Fucke ye